person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
Whenever people ask me if I’m going to do grad school, I just laugh. Oh, how I laugh. Because that’s just the funniest joke ever.
reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police
News in America: Woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining
News in Canada: Man steals $30 million worth of maple syrup from the government
News in Spain: Cristiano Ronaldo is sad
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
I’M SO HAPPY IT’S SO COLD AND IT’S GETTING DARKER EARLIER AND ALL THE LEAVES ARE FALLING OFF THE TREES DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS IT MEANS I CAN WEAR JUMPERS ALL THE TIME AND WRAP UP IN BLANKETS AND DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE AND EAT AND MARATHON MY FAVOURITE SHOWS WITHOUT GETTING TOLD TO GO OUT BECAUSE THE “WEATHER IS NICE” GOD BLESS AUTUMN THE SEASON OF THE BLOGGER
how come there isn’t like an “adulthood” class that teaches you how to operate a washing machine and pay taxes and make phone calls without crying
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown